Schedule Revision at Oshowitz De-oath and Deconstruction Camp
Tonight: New feature movie called Close Encounter Group with the Third Kind. Story line is about the evolution from animal, to man, to Oshowitz sannyas-sin man. Take a seat amongst a third generation pack of ferocious dengue mozzies down at the local sewer. The movie shall be projected on to the next generation plazma swamp. Of course to those that don’t know, the swamp is known on Osho.com as the sparkling mountain stream (Fresch from the Himalayas).
Tomorrow Night: Tomorrow night never comes.
Tonight the Second: Live re-enactment of the Close Encounter Group of the Third Kind. Special feature is Jayesh wearing an Osho hat in the shape of a nuclear missile. This is the extended version and so Jayesh repeats the following verse until everyone desperately runs off to do Dynamarmite at 6 the following morning: “Do you know who I am? I will not let you leave because I am a dreamer”.
Efforts to leave the O-tel California style lock-down are thwarted by a crafty security plan swiftly brought into play before the creditors roll in. You see the trouble is Dhyanesh, flanked by Yogendra and his band of sword wielding bandits, stop everyone from fleeing the scene. No one ever finds out why this happened, and Dhyanesh cannot be reached for comment, Jayesh escaped by launching his Osho hat, and the rest of the team are playing pass the secret.
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