Movie Scene: Last day of court proceedings in case of State versus Sheela and Gang Pty Ltd
Prosecutor Swami SheerLuck Homer Sampson has put forward an impressive case based on never heard before clues, queues, innuendoes, and the great reasoning of The Enlightenment. Swami SheerLuck was without doubt he would win against the evil weight of the Dark Ages.
Defence demon Swami ShoutAtEm Goliath and Ma Fresch Truolip were about to make their closing remarks. Judge Judy Jiltered Jitterbrain Jam Em in the Jugular was growing impatient and was about to throw Sheela and Gang Pty Ltd into an endless hard labour camp in a mine under a fault line on the Tibetan plateau when suddenly….
Swami PsychoBabbleButtock and Swami Veer-ish Sideways from the inHumaniversity started a raucous Encounter training with the key witnesses. Aferwards, with little left of the court-room and its prestigious furnishings, the key witnesses changed their accounts. It turns out that it was just a mash of magic mushroom mania caused by Swami Loopy Lockesh playing some far out music at the full loony moon party. The weapons used in the mosh pit were actually just pillows. It was all a projection.
It had been a big week for Swami Veer-ish Sideways. He had already successfully hosted Papa Barbituate the Sexteen and his flock of fondling Mishaps for an Aum marathon. Afterwards Papa and the Mishaps voted to enshrine Celabation as their new code of conduct, and Zorba the Geek as their new holy text.
[Back at the courtoom] Just as the last key witness screamed at the top of his (and her) voice that it was all a projection, a secret electronic money transfer was made from Swami Juggling Jinfidelity Jailesh in Swishzerland to the inHumaniversity in Holeland.
Then, Swami Veer-ish Sideways whispered a curt few phrases in the Defence teams ears. A slight yet confident smile grew on the faces of Swami ShoutAtEm and Ma Fresch Truolip.
With the key witnesses now engaged to be married in an orgy of wild celebation, Swami SheerLuck’s confidence was beginning to waver.
Judge Judy Jilt was growing impatient beyond her usual schizzoid self.
Swami ShoutAtEm quietly and solemnly spoke…..Judge & Judy, I implore you to see reason. The for-end-sick “evidence” is but from ga ga Guru-dom. It is all a pillowy projection.
Ma Fresch Trulip quickly followed up…..Judge & Judy, I beg of you to make sense of this matter. The for-end-sick “evidence” is but from la la Therapy-land. It is all a pillowy projection.
Judge Judy Jilt immediately saw the flame and sentenced Swami SheerLuck to 5 life-times spinning around on the ferris-wheel in Fantasy-Land. She then gave the keys to the United States of America to Sheela and Gang Pty Ltd.
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