Sunday, May 16, 2010

Swami Detective // Mar 28, 2010 at 11:17 am


Amano, I have heeded your fascist rant, and have purged my soul of such ghastly poisons. Your really did see all that darkness in my soul. You are a seer no less than Osho himself. Now I have only sacred flowers in my heart, and I wish to offer this creation as a hopeful and tentative apology.

I would like to know the cost of a rarely used 5-star ‘sweet’ near the Mumbai international airport. I would also like to know how often it is used, by whom, and for what purpose.
In the attempt by Yogendra and Pramod (and friends) to trademark everything “Osho”, they omitted the fact that Osho was a famous historic figure. To an outside observer who is aware of trademark laws, it is obvious that you cannot trademark “Osho” because he is a famous historic figure. The attainment of trademarks came about entirely because of this glaring omission. I assume that Pramod and Yogendra (and friends) are intelligent enough to know that Osho is a famous historic figure, and therefore cannot be trademarked. I therefore assume that this was an intentional omission, and therefore a legal transgression under US law.

I would like to know the total cost of the US trademark lawyers used by OIF, both in forming the trademarks under clear legal transgression, and in fighting a legal battle to retain these falsely attained trademarks.

Regarding the Bakery Blast, it is a troubling tale of twists and turns. The protection of the resort in case of further terrorist threats immediately after the blast was indeed well taken care of under the resorts newly devised security Master plan, as tirelessly repeated by Sadhana. Here it is in short.

Dhyanesh, the head of security, meditates for an hour or so. I can only suppose that he saw everything happening through his minds eye, and was meditating to gain deeper insight into a profoundly wise response.

Amrito, vice-chair of the Inner-Circle, gets drunk at the resort disco, and is still showing the side-effects at 11 the next morning.

Jayesh, chair of the Inner-Circle jumps on the first plane out of the country.

Inner-Circle Sudheer bans for a year the person who tries to inform the disco goers about the Bakery Blast – I suppose that includes the Doc.

Inner-Circle Garimo applies the multiversities psychotherapeutic astuteness in denouncing all constructive action as being either due to shock or (Dutch) national conditioning.

The rest of the multiversity sub-gurus (and potential Inner-Circle adherents) threw their ample egos behind the masterfully crafted and lightning sharp quick response team’s quick and honourable response.

I have yet to here a reply that makes clear that the above scenario is not how it was. This being the case, I can only assume that the Inner-Circle and Resort management have demonstrated gross incompetence in the most serious of circumstances.

Amano, please put your ignorant and fascist mind aside, and provide a loving and intelligent response to my above creative and compassionate offering.

Krishna Prem, since you have such a great memory and have the dubious honour of writing the above post, please apply your talents to issues that are relevant and pertinent. If you protect Osho from slander with your wisdom than Osho becomes wiser, and so do you. You are on a trip, and Parmartha the Chief is on the same one. Also, why did it take you all these years to come out and tell such an important truth? Is Hutcho the only drunkard that has passed through the holy gates?

LOL (Love of Law)Swami Detective.

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